Stand still, you fat bugger!!

OK -- this is a copout!

I tried for hours to get a great shot of one of these cheeky fellas in flight. But out of scores of shots only one was rescued but average -- and not good enough for Blipland.

So here we have a very static fat fellow who posed beautifully for the amateur photographer.

On the tiny island of Lihou which you get to by walking across from Geurnsey at (very) low tide on an ancient stone causeway.

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