Check Out My Amazing New Toy

Mum reckons it's 'Just a Bottle' but she has no idea.

This new toy is the very best toy I have. It's really fun to sit and shake it in your hand, or if you get bored of that you can bang it against things and it also makes a really good sound if you drop it. Sometimes I like to put it on the floor and chase it as it rolls away from me.

Very best of all though are the things it can do in the bath. If you push it under the water it makes big bubbles - then if you pull it out of the water again it magically pours water everywhere. Sometimes I try and drink the water. It always makes me and Mummy giggle.

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