Today's Daily Telegraph.

Waiting in traffic I started playing at pointing my little camera phone upwards. The little fake shutter sound was heard and a little picture stored. I wonder if anyone was on the phone at the time. In fact, I wonder how my words were actually travelling along those wires at the exact moment the picture was taken. Wouldn't it be wild if you could see them?
Hmmmm....and that's all without taking any Night Nurse. Oh dear.