Well

Please excuse me. You will never ever, ever, ever see me in denim shorts again, I am making an exception for my friends fancy dress barn dance.

I bloody HATE fancy dress, thankfully it is only a barn dance and I don't have to go as a robot or something that would require much effort.

Still this is the one and only chance for me to ever wear denim shorts and tan tights, unless, of course, I get a job at hooters

** major eye rolling **