Aw, Nuts!

I will buy anything with the word Rösle on it. They make the BEST kitchen gadgets in the world, including this nutcracker I recently bought on Amazon. It arrived today and works brilliantly, even with difficult clients like the Brazil Nut.

It's bigger and heavier than it looks, and it's spring loaded. It's heavy like a handgun, smooth like a surgical tool, and beautiful to look at like a modern work of art. But most importantly, it simply works.