Action plan

Fire action.

Going forward, here is a list of action items for the various stakeholders:

- Scream
- Run in various directions
- Scream a bit more
- Do not lose your head
- Follow your BUM*
- No, your BUM's an arse, run in whichever direction
- Call the lift frantically
- Then rush for the stairs instead
- No the lift
- No the stairs
- Scream a bit more
- Elbow your smaller colleagues out of the way
- Follow closely your heavier colleagues (they make a useful plough in the event of a stampede
- Remember to lock your computer and dispose of sensitive information lying on your desk
- Scream for help
- Help to scream
- Remember to take your stake with you

Risk analysis: What the f**& could be more risky than a fire? Get the f**%* out of there

Root cause analysis: Get out of my f***ing way, there is a FIRE!

Today is was successful in getting myself sacked from the 6 Sigma Team on Building Evacuation Plan in the Event of a Fire.



* Business Unit Manager