"The Halo Binge"

So we decided to spend another 7 hours of our night on the atrocity of a game that is Halo 3. But instead we sat there kind of playing the game but mostly firing pun after pun at eachother. This carried on until 7 in the morning. This grainy photo was taken about 5.25.

Extract from the well over 100 puns below:

WARNING: They are truly terrible

That?s so punny!
Oh we have pun...
My parents want to know if you?re alright. Why? They?re carents.
I?m so glad there?s mushrooms on this pizza. I?m such a fun-guy.
I wish I could work in the movie industry...then I wouldn?t have to console myself about being a games tester. I feel like it?s my Call of Duty to test games.
Considering the rain in that joke, I?m absolutely fluming!
Water way to start the night!
I hope there?s no sweet corn on this pizza, I might make a really corny joke.
My parents are asleep, better make these quiet cokes!
I would put FIFA on, but I?d hate to do all the leg work. You should go out on a limb and write that one down.
If Master Chief could cook his grenades he?d be a Master Chef.
Kill him with your sword! Use the vectors to cut him off!
I?ll give you a pizza my mind!
I?m going to punch you in the face.
You just got thrilled...
Shotpun!
Where?s the pun in that?
While playing CTF: We?ve got lag...no...we?ve got flag.
While holding a bowl: You going to bowl me over with another bad pun?
I?m going to margarita-nother slice of pizza.
You think the fact I look in the mirror all the time reflects on me as a person?
When playing The Pit: If we lose this match we?ll really be in the pits.
I made such a grave error...that guy killed me from the grave.
Playing as an elite and getting killed: I just got delited.
That pun makes no sense.....or dollars!
They went right! No....that?s not right, it?s wrong. There was nothing really left of that pun...
There?s not enough bullets in this gun, ammonly allowed 160.
Pick up the rifle! Only sniperscope with these situations.
That dude plays like a girl, pick up the splaser and lase-her.
That pun was horrific, you?re going to get an awful punishment.
Chapter Pun:
Chapter Pun and a Laugh:
When I die I want you guys to give me a 21 pun salute.
I?m going in! Grenaaaaaaaid me!
The weather tomorrow?s cloudy with a chance of pun.
It?s going to be a long night guys...it?s only pun o?clock!
I punder when these puns will end...
I Jack Bauered him! No...you Jack Powered him...
Upon peaking out and getting shot in the head: He peaked too soon... My gaming never peaks, I?m on a constant plateau. No! Your gaming?s on a constant plat-low.
I don?t want to play Halo anymore ? what? You?re pun already?
It?s a pundemic!
I wanted to get into the baking profession, but I didn?t have the dough.
I wanted to be a watchmaker, but I didn?t have the time.
I wanted to be a farmer, but I didn?t have the bulls.
I wanted to be a computer programmer, but I couldn?t hack it.
I wanted to be a book maker but I didn?t have the spine.
An Iranian wouldn?t stop with the puns..so Iatolad him to shut up!
I wanted to be a priest, but I didn?t have the spirit.
I wanted to be a hairdresser, but I didn?t make the cut.
Front cover of pun book: Herein lie a variety of puns to keep you enterpained!
I used to be a realtor, but I had to quit ? it put me in estate.
I used to work with hot plates, but I couldn?t handle it.
I used to be a doorman, but apparently I?m too open/I couldn?t handle it/I was too much of a knob/I automatically got fired.
I tried to sell windows, but I wasn?t in the right frame of mind.
I wanted to be an optician, but I just didn?t have the contacts.
I wanted to be a shoemaker, but I just didn?t have the soul.
My ideal job would be to go to Cambridge and become a punter.
I wanted to go dig a hole, but I thought it was too boring.
I wanted to be a pilot, but I thought it was too plane.
I tried to buy some soup, but they didn?t have any in stock.
When I was a grave digger, I really thought I had things spade.
Puntries of the world:
I failed at making sushi because I put it in Japan.
Puntires of the world is hard....this isn?t punning pun 01 anymore.
I tired to make a pun about a farm, but in the end, I was just clutching at straws.
I was trying to figure out what state I was in, then I saw a girl, and I thought: ?Alasker!?
What do you call a child from New Zealand? A Piwi!
I was standing in Eastern Europe when I stood in some mud, so I had to go and get some shoe Polish.
I was having trouble with my Mexican bride, so I had to fahjita.
I went to help out radiation sickness victims in Russia, people thought I was so noble.
Moses parted the sea...Eskamosis froze it.
I tried my hand in sea food, but I couldn?t get the f-eeeeel of it.
What?s the best place for a budding painter? Antartica!
I wanted to marry a girl from Moscow, but I didn?t want to Rush-her.
Why do Italians have such a poor emigration rate? Because there?s no place like Rome!
Why can?t I file share in Italy? Because there?s problems with MiLAN!
What do you call a flying raptor? A dinosoooooaaaar! That pun was dinopoor....
I got lost at sea ? I couldn?t find the specific ocean.
What?s weird about Scottish universities? None of them Aberdean!
Why are Scottish people bad at making conservatories? They keep letting the Glasgow!
How many Irishmen does it take to change a light bulb? With every Guinness the number keeps on Dublin!
What?s the most secure type of lake? A loche!
What?s the most romantic part of a river? The me-and-her.
What?s an ancient Greek?s favourite vegetable? A poPlato!
What do you call an upper class Nazi? A poshtica!
What do you call a little German dictator? Adolf Littler!
Poker in Germany tends to have more Hans.
Which Star Wars character is most likely to die from throat cancer? Chewbacco!
What?s the best polo shirt? The one in mint condition.
E-tard.
It?s starting to smell a bit....pungent in here!
Can we move father along please, I don?t want a mother pun.
You got punned.
If I said I had a punderfull evening, well, it?d just be a punderstatement.