mummys not so nommy phone

I stole mummy's phone, shhhh don't tell her
I was originally going to do Lyras Idea, but soon realised mummys phone is not as tasty, here I am going through her photo albums...you really don't want to know what I found, pppfffftttttt if mummy thought she was going to blackmail me with them when I am 16, she has another thing coming, they are not for the world to see.....compared to a turkey indeedPAH!!!!