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By Limey

Desperately seeking Lolita

This was a cast-off perfume from a Francophile friend, whose French boyfriend gave her a bottle of Lolita Lempicka perfume. Soon afterwards, he got the elbow and her friends got the benefit of his presents of Clarins, perfumes etc (see, most Irish men would never buy posh stuff that because they think its gay. Even worse, it sets up an expectation with The Bird they'll have to maintain forever). Think of that scene from Friends where Rachel and Monica burn all the stuff their exes gave them :)

Only problem now is, I'm nearly finished with the bottle and Lolita isn't available in Ireland. Merde! :)

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