Pieces

Why is Mr. Apple chopped up in pieces out on the lawn!?! Well, he's probably wondering the same thing. But, after just over 4 years of marriage and 3.5 years of being a blip-husband, he knows that if the wife gets you out of bed by saying "Honey, can you come outside and lay on the lawn for my blip real quick before you go to work?" you say "What do I have to wear?". He's a very good sport!