Keys

Where do they all come from?
Honestly - I swear they breed in drawers, multiply sneakily on the key rack, divide themselves like amoebae. That's where the tiny ones come from. Once, they were one normal size key, now they are 6 tiny ones.

I use about 5 of these.

So, given the amount of keys I rounded up in 2 minutes from key rack, handbag, kitchen drawer and the top of the electric meter cupboard, why is it that I can NEVER find the ones I'm looking for???