Saturday pm

I was resting this pm on my pet lounger within the confines of the top patio, when after much discussion Mr & Mrs "you know who" decided to have a pizza for dinner. What did I get, I was thrown the base to play with loads of smells but only cardboard to chew. I was totally disgusted with this.
Is it me that has the problem or are the "you know who's" past their "sell by date"?
Any replies must be in total confidence as I am in fear of being put under total curfew!