"Now what's on the desk?", you may ask..

Empty Pepsi Max cans, deck of playing cards, paper (used and unused), small kiddies brush, a soap box and these fellows which I am using to convert Amethyst even more into the murky waters of Nerdism...

And as we know once down that slippery slope, there is no returning back to that which could count as normal.

And I say, "Who wants to be normal anyway?!"