Wise 30 secs

While slicing onion :
A sweat drop goes into my eye ..so i try to take the stinging away with my hand...now it really stings cuz of the onion.... but i continue slicing with that eye closed and crying with the other... so i cut my thumb, i still keep slicing until i finish...then quickly go to the sink to wash my hands and eyes...and quickly towards my room to dry myself...be4 that i obviously kicked a chair with my knee.