Nia crying

This is purely to embarrass her when she is older and get my own back.

Today after a quick trip to the bank we got back and Nia had filled her nappy, proper stinker. I have to say that I have never seen such a full nappy. Sufficed to say that I made the logical assumption that seeing as it was seeping out the sides of the nappy that she had finished and no more smelly by-products were forthcoming.

No my friend she had not.

Just at the moment of me picking up her legs slightly and reaching for a wipe she projectile pooed! HALF WAY ACROSS THE ROOM!

BOOM!...I dodge, BAM! I dive.... SPLAT! it hits the floor!

What skill I here you cry, how did he survive? How did he deal with the aftermath? How is this toxic mess ever going to be resolved?....

I feel a little ashamed here to admit I called for Vic to help in the clean-up.

I was very close to calling Barack and asking him to denounce Huggies and get them to pay billions in compensation for the ecological disaster caused.

So here is my pay-back. I'm off to sulk now and pull together what manhood I have left.

Darren