My mum rocks....

Bridlington Rock Factory. I take my kids on holiday to the really avant garde, and state of the art venues don't I!!

This was fresh rock! Made of the finest qualty ingredients.....errr....sugar. It's probably the one & only product in the world that doesn't taste better fresh! I hate the stuff.

They had 3 tonnes of offcuts in the shop for £2, so I brought it back for my sticky sweet office colleagues. They prodded it and looked at it on the first day back and didn't really eat it, but by the end of the 2nd day, it was gone.