Let me out

Bloody enormous huge great stingy bloody wasp - just crawled up from between two floorboards and buzzed around angrily. I caught it in my Guinness glass and stuck a bit of A4 paper over it so i could put it out the window.

Off to get the camera. It was so big that when I came back it was managing to push the piece of paper up and almost escape to sting me on the bum.

Big hairy mutha.