And the winner is...

When I left the office tonight after a particularly nasty afternoon and evening I saw these guys lined up downstairs.

I often wondered what Oscars did on their days off from the Academy Awards, and now I know - they read the local paper.

Well, we need all the readers we can get.

It got me thinking... what would us journos win these things for?

Today I think I was shortlisted for best attempt at the most embarrassing use of a picture in a local newspaper.

But that can wait for another day!