Would It Change Me?

With the clock ticking by I just couldn't help but wonder...would it change me?

YES!

1) I'd get rid of my friends....I'm rich, I'll buy new ones.
2) I'd retire.
3) As a result I'd spend a good amount of time seeing as much of the world as I could.
4) I'd eventually get bored and look for a new fix.
5) Lacking imagination, I'd probably just settle for doing what I wanted when I wanted - ultimately alienating those that are left around me.
6) I'd get drunk during a christmas dinner and sneer at how poor my relatives were in comparison.
7) I'd buy a full time escort.
8) I'd end up mixing with the wrong crowd and develop expensive addictions.
9) I'd spend a fortune publishing my own book.
10) I'd shoot the editor when the sales of the book reveal that I have no talent for writing and no link with a supposed audience.
11) I'd pay off the police now that I'm above the law.

The list goes on...my life degenerates into the sinister!




As it happens I only won a tenner....maybe next time 'ay?