Fashion Police - pull over, please!

*disclaimer* Am not a perv!

So there I am, walking down Henry Street, when I saw this heinous disaster. What in the name of Gok, Trinny and Susannah was that bum doing out in public? I mean, surely you'd notice a slight cool breeze where your dress should be?

I didn't really want to say anything, it could have been a deliberate style for all I know! :)