Mummy didn't want this blipped,
she was cold, tired & annoyed with the internet,
says she looks a mess and ewwww,
I tired helping her through this jungle of websites,
but words such as go, disney, site, mickey, mouse,
fell on deaf ears, as she was looking for motorbike insurance,
as my very clever mummy passed her CBT today!
All she needs now is her bike, then there will be no stopping her,
hmmmm time to learn how to wrap daddy round my fingers,
teach him those magic words I think!