Blurry.

Rush out the back door into the garden, blip the nearest spider web, rush back in again. No one saw me, no need to change out of pyjamas, back to the sofa!
It's pretty shoddy I know, but it'll do.


EDIT: Spider web was just too rubbish and blurry, so at the last minute I decided to snap this lovely irridescent shell of mum's and use it instead.