Meeting the Hoover

I like testing everything with my tongue,
if it passes fernies test,
then its good, and can stay,
Today was time to test the hoover,
It made loud noises,
I handled it, I turned it over,
I put it on the floor,
watched it eat a crumb,
I waved it in the air,
I aimed it at daddy,
then came lick test....
Oh my word,
that was a shock,
this picture, is me,
just after rescuing my tongue,
from vanishing forever,
daddy couldn't stop laughing,
as I threw the hoover to the floor,
glared at mummy,
before crawling off in a grump,

Hoover in Lick Test....FAIL!