I'm starting my weekend.....

.....with a little bit of Java of the computer variety, followed by lashings of this of the wine variety.

But....before you jeer with derision at the Mateus Rose bottle and German label, stop and give it a try....you'll be deeply surprised and delighted.

I'm unable to overtly tell you where to source it for fear of breaking rules on advertising but I suggest you may find it in your local Easter Road branch of Roddy McDowell in Planet of the Apes.