wasted!!!

ok this is the thing. Im in love with someone who doesn't love me back. i lie in bed at night and think of them...im consumed by them...its annoying. I have to work today and am very sleepy....ive just consumed a whole pot of full strength, blow your head off coffee....my palms are sweating, ive developed a twitch and customers are looking at me like im a ......donkey! agh, i need a cigarette...agh! i need to lie down in a dark room...i cant believe this stuff isn't illegal??