Avast Mateys

This evening I had a bath. Pretty unusual for me but we bought some bath soak at the shops so I thought why not. I put aside my OCD crazy thoughts of stewing in my own filth and just got on with it but the longer I lay there, the more bored I got. I used to enjoy baths quite a lot when I was a kid so what was missing?

So I called A and asked him if he had a boat. Perfectly logical question to ask but apparently this caused some confusion. What kind of boat? Why would I have a boat? Why do you need a boat etc. Eventually he appeared with a couple of egg poachers and I was happy again. Well for another 4 minutes or so.