Never trust a pirate

Jamie discovered one of the benefits of having a younger sibling today - somebody who can't defend themselves, who can be blamed for your naughtiness.....

We had a long chat about telling the truth, and lying, and why the former is better and the latter is very, very naughty. Gave myself a very large pat on the back for dealing with the situation so well. Later came back into the room to find Jamie slouched across the sofa. He sits up and apologises. What for? Because "lying down" is very naughty. I give up.