Big Brother

Had a paranoia attack over the webcam on my laptop this evening.

I don't actually know how to switch it on and off. When I (finally) installed Skype this evening, suddenly it was working, with only a very subtle green led to tell me.

If it had been working before, would I have noticed? Has someone been watching my poor keyboard habits for the last few months?

Is someone out there saying "That boy needs to trim his nasal hair, and he can't type for toffee?"