Stuff Cats Do

Miko doesn't sleep 23 hours a day as everyone says cats do. I had to lull him to sleep in the picture, and even then, he was scaring me by twitching a lot. His eyes and ears, and mouth and tail and even feet twitched. I got so worried, I asked Derrick about it, but he claims Miko was dreaming.

What do cats dream of, I wonder. Do they have cat-wet dreams like normal pubescent boys do? Do they dream of cat weddings? Would a cat nightmare really be of being chased by a dog?