Polar Cow....

.....wildlife officials were scampering to the Greenland coast tonight after a report that the body of a cow has been washed up on a arctic circle beach. Some feat when you think it's about 4,300km (2,700 miles) from the Scotland where the nearest cows feed on seals and penguins.

The extraordinary news of the beast was broadcast to all six television viewers in Greenland, causing a temporary traffic jam in Nuuk; the capital city. It appeared alongside video footage, shot from a cliff-top by a viewer, of a large white animal lying on the shore.

Elsewhere, I was presented with a bottle of Bolly by a London colleague for helping him with some shit....jolly nice.

As you were....