STUMPED............

Have you ever wondered??..

When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?

If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?

Why DO triangular sandwiches taste better?

How can something be NEW and IMPROVED?

If you had everything ? where would you put it??

Thinking is BAD - I have a headache now :D