My friend Alice

Alice has joined "Dundee Destroyers" roller derby team (google them, they're amazingly interesting) and we went to watch the team in action. These roller derby teams seem to have a bit of a reputation for being full of tubby lesbians and we do like to tease poor Alice about it, however, the Dundee one wasn't bad at all (On the other hand, "Granite City Roller Girls" is in fact full of tubby lesbians). There was a wee raffle at the end which had loads of lovely things in it to win - pampering day at a hotel, years supply of crisps, posh haircut at a fancy salon, dinner for two, £100 of gift vouchers etc. And what did Alice win? A pencil drawing of a naked lady (who just so happens to look like her a bit). It made us giggle