Public Appeal

Police are today searching for the owner of a pink stripey horsey found abandoned by a wage slave on her way to work this morning. The wage slave named as Mrs Spirited of Wimbledon found the horsey discarded in the gardens of a block of flats in the distinctly better part of town. A Metropolitan Police spokesman said the horsey was taken to King's College Hospital for checks and is in good health. Hospital staff who have named the horsey "Tony" state that he is "Poorly but stable"