Quick call the cops there's a corpse in the copse!

I just stopped off for a pee and I saw this.
I went over with trepidation and saw that he wasn't dead - just dead to the world.
Shouting at him had no effect so I left him to snooze off the booze (lots of empty larger cans littering up the place. Grrr!)
I stopped a traffic cop nearby and told him about what I'd seen. He said, "What do you want us to do about it?" and I said "I don't know. I just thought someone should know he's there."
Pissed it down later. I assume that woke him.