Puddle

I floated the idea of a bit of employment yesterday and it didn't get a very positive response from the couple of blippers who commented. What was more surprising was that, in the absence of any boat tales, I cunning wove a few nautical metaphors into my prose. That didn't get any takers either.
Ach weel.
Tonight though, I am taking steps in a new direction. I believe it's called West Coast Swing. "Danced to R&B, pop, swing and soul, West Coast Swing has simple footwork, slinky body movements, and a cool, relaxed style."
Slinky body movements. It was clearly made for me!