One for the chaps

A female friend said I put chapstick on in a really 'blokey fashion'. What am I supposed to do, make it look like a lipstick by fashioning it into a flat edge?

Is is actually a bit unmanly to have a chapstick?

I don't know anymore. Why can't we all go out and hunter gather, build shelters for the tribe and chant around a camp-fire covered in woad?

Hold on, why don't I just go to Glastonbury next year...