I love 'Doddy'

Took the kiddies to 'Pirates' (a bit like wacky warehouse) today. Very cheap to get in, £4.95 for all of us including coffee & toast for adults and juice and biscuits for kiddies.
Jude didn't want to play in the ball pit, or on the slide, or in the nets or anything else other than the 'doddy car' that costs me 20 whole pence a ride. And that ride lasts for the duration of us being there which results in bankrupting my piggy bank of 20p's. And believe me he will fight any child that comes near him or his 'doddy'.