Refined greek beauty or gross deformity

I have long toes. I know that. In ancient Greek culture, having a longer middle toe used to be a sign of beauty and strength. In modern times, my nobby crawlers are looked down upon. Their unordinary proportions merely serving as highly functional, aestetic reasons long forgotten.

Sooo, before you pass these gangly suckers off as repulsive, lending me the title "freak," stop to think about one thing: when your eating a bowl of cereal on the couch, both hands are tied up, and the remote is slightly out of your lazy zone, will your toes be able to help you out? I dont think so.

Greek toes unite.