stinkbug tongue

I thought she had lost her mind....

Daughter L threw her serving spoon full of raw cookie dough across the room and began screaming at the top of her lungs.

The tone was panic and terror, as if aliens were trying to possess her soul or swallow her spleen.

Initially we were all frightened and worried, but as she babbled on about "it's legs were on my tongue" we recalled our present environmental infestation of oriental stinkbugs and put 2 and 2 together and realized one must have flown into the cookie dough only to find it's way into L's mouth.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" .......

She wouldn't shut up for five minutes and I thought we were going to have to give her a valium.

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