There's Money Somewhere....

....but not in my pockets!
Read the prices of these watches - yes, watches. For telling the time. You know, the same as that £9.99 casio with the multi alarm function, the built in stopwatch and the light so you can see the time in the dark, does.
Honest to goodness. When you're even contemplating spending £73k on a watch, (let alone walking around with that on your wrist!), then you've got too much money. I could spend it more wisely. Address for the cheque upon request....

PS. Took the photo with my phone which has a rubbish camera, because I thought the Old Bill might be interested if I stood taking photographs of a jewellers windows. I'm not prepared to spend a night in the cells just to blip!