Variety Show

"This show's dying on it's feet."

"I know. Who we gonna send on next? The comedian?"

"Nah. He's not funny."

"Err...that girl who plays tunes on saucepans?"

"Nope...she can't keep time. How 'bout the dancing chairs?"

"Oh come on! Everyone knows chairs can't dance!"

"Oh yes they can can."



Take the stage