Dear Mr Branson,

Your train is running late.

Just this once I will forgive you, as when I get on the space, legroom and staff make such a pleasant change from FirstScotrail Cattle Class.

Four people can actually sit opposite each other on a Virgin train without having to perform highly complex knee origami.

(Actually I am being a bit unfair on the Scotrail staff - they are usually very friendly - they just don't have those nice long red coats)