Beard

A beard is a labour of love.

It can stand for many things- orthodoxy, rebellion, laziness, religion.

There is always a point where you are sooo tempted to shave it off. This is the ten day itch. Or when you look like a child killer. Or when your partner throws up looking at you.

The next hurdle is which beard? Shaggy? Trimmed? Shaped like sea going action man?
Get it wrong here and you will shave it off too. It might be in stages:
Goatee
Zapata
70s footballer
Hitler

But it will go.....

Might I suggest that this could be my next five blips if I waver at the shapeybeardy enigma level.

For those switherers out there, I leave you with some wise folk words:

" A hairy man is happy man. A hairy woman, is a witch."