Dog Grooming.

It's oh so easy pretending to be another dog, chatting endlessly with unsuspecting poodles on 'PoochBook', or any other canine social network; lulling them into a false sense of security; arranging a meet and then luring them in with a bowl of Pedigree Chum. All you do is just sit and wait.

(The groomer can be seen better LARGE)