I am a cider drinker...

Ooo arrr. Went to the city farm today. Takes a long time to prize a two-year old off a tractor, I was amazed by his tenacity and strength. Had a couple of beers and pizza on the way home (Ms H was designated driver) and felt a bit woozy wandering round Homebase with Junior on my shoulders looking for a new shower-head. I am a bad dad.

Ah well, shedloads to do...