babysitting

I had the boy this morning, we had so much fun, made hairstyles with the hoover (use the hose to suck your hair up) I covered him in stamper pen patterns, I got an irrate phone call from his mum at bath time saying he was covered in pen and it wouldnt come off, Charles apparently blamed me :o I blamed him, his mum didnt believe me seeing as i did a neat row of red hearts down his back , it will come off eventually I am sure. I showed him how to spin plates on the floor, I caught him later about to remove my best cornishware plates from the cupboard to have another go . bad boy. And he let me make him look very silly and take this photo :-D

His lips DO look bigger than normal. hmmmm maybe it was the fact that while doing hoover hairstyles he thought he would try sucking his lip with the hose !! Oh I have never laughed so much, neither has he, it was very very funny, I have warned his mother NOT to leave him alone with her dyson. EVER. it has rather more suck than my hoover, he will end up like mick jagger