Andy Townsend, you look a complete ****

Being a fan of football, I watched the Naples v Liverpool game on TV tonight. At half time the pundits, Didi Hamann and Andy Townsend talked up the preceding 45 minutes to space out the advertisements.

Oh my goodness...

Was AT wearing his wife's blouse?
Was it fancy dress and he'd come to the studio as a Teflon pan?
Had he got the date mixed up with Strictly Come Dancing?
Had he to rush off to do a turn at Darwen Working Mens Club as bingo caller?

Answers on a postcard.