Crumbs! How does he do that?

We had a flying visit from our old mate Pete. I last saw him about a quarter of a century ago. He's hardly changed - same manic laugh. I sort of introduced him to his wife - he came with me for moral support when I mini-bussed my ex and about 8 of her friends to The Pink Flamingo in Derby. He ended up marrying one of them... Even after he'd watched how they act act in a nightclub.
He's in biscuits so left us with half a dozen tins of McVities Victoria Selection. That put a smile on the kids' crumb-ridden faces.