The Ideal Man?

We all know those Lonely Hearts columns in the papers, with GSOH and so on in them?

Well, I saw this busker today and thought that on paper he would sound too perfect to miss. He could list so many positives:

A love of music
A love of animals, especially dogs.
An individual sense of style and fashion.
His own Hair. His own teeth, i think.
A serious love of interior design, to the point that he takes it to the exterior.
Is his own boss. (Runs his own business, any gold diggers)
Has wheels.
And an obvious GSOH.
He might even be a non smoker.
He has it all.

(and has been seen on TV)

Joking apart, this happy man and his dog lightened the street in Stamford today. A real ray of light of a windy grey day.