I'm a happy homemaker...

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
Author Unknown

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.
Zsa Zsa Gabor

I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.
Joan Rivers

I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.
Roseanne Barr

I've buried a lot of my laundry in the back yard.
Phyllis Diller

Housekeeping ain't no joke.
Louisa May Alcott

My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you? ~Erma Bombeck